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Thursday, August 18, 2005
Rained todae so sian lor...Haha...Made me wanna to sleep in school wor but in the end never...Haha... :P Had Business Finance for todae's lesson and todae was my first lesson that I attended since last week 3 days NDP holidaes... :P Have to rush to do complete my FYP report mah so went to school but never went to attend classes...Was in the school library all the while...Power rite ? Haha... :P Todae's lesson studied about EVA...Quite easy to understand...Juz need to know how to calcuate, the theory and its concepts can liao...So easy wor !!! Somemore todae attended this talk by NTU...Was about their degree and honours programme being offered by the school and the speaker was so funny coz he talked like William Hung sia...This speaker is from Hong Kong so maybe his tone sounded like it bah...But it was reallie veri funny and all my classmates and I were laughing throughtout the talk...Sadist rite ?Tomorrow still got Economics test in the afternoon and in addition still have Econmoics lesson before the test... Stress sia !!! Haha....Think going to IMH in no time...YEA !!! Lame !!! Happened to write this emaul that my friend sent to me...Veri lame...Let me tell you how lame can it gets...Got 3 stories wor !!! :P 1). Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I'll show you."She then touches herself on her leg. "OW!!! I hurt there." Then she touches her earlobe. "OW!!!!!! I hurt there too!" Then she touches her hair. "OW!!!!! EVEN MY HAIR HURTS!" So the doctor sits back and thinks on it for 5 min. Then he says, "Tell me, is blonde your natural hair color?" The blonde says "Yes, why?"The doctor says, "Well, you got a broken finger..."2). A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.3). There was a married blonde who was very concerned about her stupidity to her husband, so she decides to make it up to him by painting the house while he's at work.When her husband came home, the house was suspiciously green and smelled like paint, so he went to her wife to see what's going on. When he went in the bedroom, she was still painting while she was wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket. The husband said "I like what you did to the house, but why are you wearing a ski jacket over a leather jacket?" The blonde responds "When I was reading the instructions on the can, it said 'FOR BEST RESULTS, USE TWO COATS!'"*Going to have a mouth-filling dinner later..Yum Yum !!! YEA !!!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
