*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
READ HERE FIRST: This post is rather sexual, suggestive and crude, so if your mum is right behind you now looking at the screen you really should come back at another time. And I'm not advocating gay sex here.
Ask any guy (or girl) who follows football why he does it, and chances are he (she) will reply either 1 of the following:
1). The players and skills
2). The passion
3). The interest in the sport
4). Because all the other guys are talking about it
5). The excitement and goals, sometimes. (AC Milan vs Liverpool, 4 - 5 Champions League Final)
6). The money
7). The drama (Roy Keane leaving Man Utd)
8). The humor
9). Dunno
10). Uhh...Whatever...You mind talking at half time?
There's an alternative side of football not many people see though, and today I will showcase this side of the wonderful sport called football. People who call it 'soccer' are crazy. Who in the right mind will call football that and WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL is SOCCER? SOCKER? PEOPLE WEARING SOCKS AND SEEING WHO CAN SHOUT GOBBEDLYGOOK THE LOUDEST? SNOOKER? WHAT??!
First you have to find a partner
If the partner is unwilling you might have to forcibly carry him
You start by giving a massage
Then getting all touchy-feely and exploratory
Exchange of kisses too
Offer to go under
Erm...Self explanatory
Enough of foreplay. Let's get into action !!!
Some spanking if you dun mind
And then back to the passionate action
Different posiitons ! Some horseplay here !
More passionate stuff
You might want to call in more friends for more fun
Ohhhhhhhhhh..............
Are you ready for another round ?
Beats watching alternative Japanese films isn't it ? :P
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
READ HERE FIRST: This post is rather sexual, suggestive and crude, so if your mum is right behind you now looking at the screen you really should come back at another time. And I'm not advocating gay sex here.
Ask any guy (or girl) who follows football why he does it, and chances are he (she) will reply either 1 of the following:
1). The players and skills
2). The passion
3). The interest in the sport
4). Because all the other guys are talking about it
5). The excitement and goals, sometimes. (AC Milan vs Liverpool, 4 - 5 Champions League Final)
6). The money
7). The drama (Roy Keane leaving Man Utd)
8). The humor
9). Dunno
10). Uhh...Whatever...You mind talking at half time?
There's an alternative side of football not many people see though, and today I will showcase this side of the wonderful sport called football. People who call it 'soccer' are crazy. Who in the right mind will call football that and WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL is SOCCER? SOCKER? PEOPLE WEARING SOCKS AND SEEING WHO CAN SHOUT GOBBEDLYGOOK THE LOUDEST? SNOOKER? WHAT??!
First you have to find a partner
If the partner is unwilling you might have to forcibly carry him
You start by giving a massage
Then getting all touchy-feely and exploratory
Exchange of kisses too
Offer to go under
Erm...Self explanatory
Enough of foreplay. Let's get into action !!!
Some spanking if you dun mind
And then back to the passionate action
Different posiitons ! Some horseplay here !
More passionate stuff
You might want to call in more friends for more fun
Ohhhhhhhhhh..............
Are you ready for another round ?
Beats watching alternative Japanese films isn't it ? :P
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.