*./hear me speak.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
eating sweets is good.eating sweets in mrs gan class is bad.talking cock is good.talking to NEO is nonsense.reading book is good.reading book and digging ur nose at the same time is bad.posing for class fun pic is good.posing like one dead bimbo in both pic is bad. surfing the net is good.surfing porn and denying it, is bad.sleeping is good.sleeping in every class like sleepgod/dog is bad.asking qns is good.asking toopid qns is "xtra" bad.wacthing movies is good.watching resident evil in class a good idea.donate money is bad.donate money to class fund even worse.disturbing teacher is good.disturbing teachers that you dun like is even BETTER. haha.wearing sandals is good.wearing sandals with socks is hilarious.catching insects for fun is fun.catching insects for no reason is cruel..wearing shirts to exercise is comfortable.wearing polo-tees to exercise is a stupid idea..kissing ur loved ones is a sign of affection...kissing a guy means u wan to have a go at his ass and is very disturbinglooking at the scenery around the school is relaxing.looking at the dustbin will do no gd to u and makes ppl feel scary of u...
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Click on the picture for a clearer image. Last two semester, my Economics lecturer predicts that Central Asia will be the next 'hot' area with booming economies and trade, probably as a result of China's opening up of its markets and unpegging of the RMB and India's growing economy. She says we might be doing lots of business and have lots of investments there in 5-10 years' time so what better to do then write a guide to the area for you now? :)Kazakhstan9th largest country in the world. Has no economy, no government, probably no police too. The only stuff in that country are some old men who try to eat their foot everyday, a portable toilet and some sheep. Unlike close neighbours Russia who are famed for producing explosives, goddesses who play tennis, and generally all round nice guys like Josef Stalin who make intelligent quotes such as 'A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic,', Kazakhstan's most famous fella is called...called...erm...well I don't know, but he probably is famous because he managed to eat his foot. Tourists stop by this country to use the toilet. For some bizarre reason there's a Pokemon that sounds like this country.UzbekistanShitty country. Somewhere in the map, right beside that other shitty country. Has no economy, no government, probably no police too. Like Kazakhstan. I don't know what's the point of this country and the only time they'll appear in the news will be when they finally see that merging with another pointless country like Kazakhstan, who at least have a toilet, is the best thing they should do. Bizarrely, Koreans can be found in the country. Rumour has it that they dropped off from a passing hurricane.TurkmenistanA country that all the turkeys went to after Turkey was invaded by humans. Ha ha ha. Okay seriously the entire country is run by some dude called Saparmurat Niyazov, who happens to be the world's only President for Life (fanciful name for dictator) after Saddam Hussein turned senile and started trying to bury himself alive in the ground. And nobody really gives a damn about what Robert Mugabe does with Zimbabwe anyway. If you think I'm narcissistic and take too many pictures look at Niyazov. His face adorns almost everything in Turkmenistan, from banknotes to bottles of vodka, and he'd probably have his face on rubbish bins and tattooed on people's butts if he wanted.KyrgyzstanCountry everybody has to look up to check the spelling and find out where the hell it is and the main reason why lexicographers (the nerd who writes the dictionary) still have a job. Capital is called Bishkek and probably has cities or towns called Aasdhasdj, Yuieyqtiouji, Feuiaryiujk, Ssjhskhkjkj, and Qweiuiuwmn. The national language is Gibberish and according to Wikipedia around 70% of the population tend sheep, horses, and yaks. Aspiring sheep counters can head to the country for a job.Tajikstansee See Uzbekistan. These 3 countries below are not really part of Central Asia but since they're colored in the map I have to waste my energy and talk about about them too.GeorgiaThe most proper country of the lot because they actually sound like a nice little country. There's a font called Georgia, there's an American state named Georgia, there's some coffee brand named Georgia Club Express you find in vending machines that tastes like drain water, they're just tucked there and nobody really bothers about them. But Georgians probably have some of the biggest names in the world. Let's look at the names of their football players: Zurab Khizanishvili, Zurabs Menteshashvili, Kakhaber Aladashvili, Kakhaber Chketiani, Georgi Demetradze. Announcer's biggest nightmare. ArmeniaI don't know what Armenians are doing in Singapore. There must be some around here because there's some street called Armenian Street isn't there? There must be quite a substantial number too - I saw a book about Armenians in Singapore at the library the other day. Maybe they come for the beach! Armenia seems to be landlocked in the map and has no beach or seaside at all - terrible! Probably the only thing they have there is the Army which is why they call themselves Army-ah!AzerbaijanRubbish at soccer. Lose almost every match they play. I think the national sport over there is nose-digging.*This post is not created to target anyone.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
I, Professor Neo, Head Professor of the University of Madness, PhD in Stupidity, Hons. Eccentricity, Bachelor in blahblah have come up with a new law! Eureeka! I'm am going to present that law to you today! Neo's Crap Law- Example of the usage of the word "crap"
wooohoo...I know this is seen before crap but it is common crap or crapped stuff and common crap crapped stuff is always crappy so it's always nice to show common crappy crapped crap all over again to crap common crapless people up 2x crap times. So the equation crap * crapped = not crap yet as it becomes crapcrapcrap. If we square crapcrapccrap we get rubbish which would ultimately mean its not crap. Unless rubbish=crap which is absolutely crap as it is NOT equal and has a value of 0.145134. Therefore rubbish=0.145134 and hence is NOT equal to crap as crap=crap. Formulae
Crap = crapCrapcrap = crap2Crapcrapcrap = crap3Rubbish = 0.145134Therefore, crap NOT= 0.145134Crap2 - Crap1 = Power RangerNeo is Smart = TRUEThank you ladies and gentleman.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I'm very happy because today I, together with dairy farm., will help to answer a burning and VERY IMPORTANT question in everybody's mind: Can sanitary pads be used as pampers? No need to be shy! You've always wanted to ask this and know the answer all these years right?neo baa-baa-black-sheep says: ehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: those sanitary pads can use as pampers one or notdairy farm. says: sanitary pads too little threshold for peeneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: lousyneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: how come blood can urine cannot onedairy farm. says: blood is not as much as urine!dairy farm. says: we dun mensturate thattttttt much at a goneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: chickendairy farm. says: tt's y it's only after 3-5 hours that we change our pads ahahahneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: they on tv everytime pour SO MUCHneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: one beaker blue liquid all just pour on itneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: horribledairy farm. says: it's only a glassdairy farm. says: where got muchdairy farm. says: u go fill ur pee into a glass lardairy farm. says: see can or not. ahahahaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: ehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: i scared lehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: my friends went for the NS medicalneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: then they say do stupid things there ahhahaaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: urine test just go one corner and peeneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: no toiletdairy farm. says: wahdairy farm. says: wahahahahaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: then what strip and jump around and stuffdairy farm. says: can hold ?neo baa-baa-black-sheep says: i dunnoneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: they only say they give you the thing go face one wall and pee. must aim properlydairy farm. says: ahahahahadairy farm. says: then can pee on the floor notdairy farm. says: or have suck the pee back inneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: dunno lehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: dont care larneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: just continue peeing onto floorneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: where got people pee halfway suck back in onedairy farm. says: how i noe ahahahahaThank you dairy farm. :) Juz changed my blog music...say yea !!! YEA !!! Cheers people..
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Anyway, I came across this old email that was sent to me and I think it's quite an interesting read. So just to take up space, I've decided to put it in as well. I don't know if the scenario is for real, but let's just be gracious shall we? EMAIL: The following is an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".Happy Holidays everyone.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Haha...I was bored... :P I think there's generally a few main types of girls in the world
- serious girls
- Scary girls
- happy girls
- normal girls
- unhappy girls
- sporty girls
- funny girls
- disgusting girls
- sexy girls
- boring girls
- sluts, bitches, whores etc
- Serious girls
- Business-y, lawyer-ly, beautiful tall leggy girls fall into this category. They, in the prim and proper stuffy office attire, all that business jargon and all that office politics schtick. They're talk with a sharp edge to a voice. They're not warm at all. All they care about is their work and getting stressed up all the time isn't exactly appealing. Either that or they're taller than the guy or far too beautiful till they seem intimidating. They're no fun.
- Scary girls
- Scary girls are different. But I don't like them too. These girls are usually mad. They're crazy. They're like the weather. One minute they can be a Serious girl. The next minute they can be an Unhappy girl and yelling at you just because they didn't like you looking at them. Either that or all they know is shopping and shopping and buying shoes. I admit guys will never understand why girls need 1001 shoes and 1001 bags but these crazy girls need 10001 shoes and 10001 bags. And 1000001 tops and skirts. They're scary. Girls who go clubbing every other day or those who yell "AYUMI!" or "JAY!" or "GUANTANAMERA!" are scary too.
- Happy girls
- Happy girls. These are bouncy, ditzy, loud, cute girls. Everybody loves them. You love them, I love them, they love them, everybody loves them, nobody hates them. Just talking to them can make you happy. They have so much energy! You just want to hug and kiss them but that would be rather inappropriate for guys. And if another girl started hugging and kissing these Happy girls they would become a Unhappy girl. Happy girls are easy to please. They love art and keep diaries. Boys just love them. They're so polite and good natured, and they really appreciate every little thing you do. They never get upset! They're smiling even when they're supposed to be angry! Oh you get the idea.
- Normal girls
- I have no idea what a Normal girl is like.
- Unhappy girls
- Unhappy girls. aka Avril Lavigne, Emily Strange, Annie Lennox. They always seem to have problems. They're always angry. All the time they're complaining, wearing black looking perpetually angry or depressed. Everytime they're moaning something like, 'I have personal problems', 'I feel sick', 'I'm hungry', 'my thong is flossing my ass', 'the weather is too hot' etc. They keep scolding you. I don't know about butches and lesbians but they seem perpetually pissed to me too. They hate their parents, they hate boys, they hate George W. Bush, they hate Osama, they hate Mickey Mouse, they hate everybody and everything. They're into Wicca, voodoo, tarot cards, tattoos and piercings, Marilyn Manson, computer programming all that unhappy, dark, scary stuff. They're just not happy.
- Sporty girls
- Sporty girls! Many boys go gaga over these bronzed girls. They're very very alluring with their shorts, jerseys, boardshorts and bikinis. And boys do connect easier and better with these girls when they're interested in some sport. Like soccer. Guys do like it when a girl doesn't moan or interrupt when a soccer match is on and help in cheering instead. Guys do it like too when he can say something like "THAT ARSENAL PLAYER PIRES WAS CONFIRM OFFSIDE!!!! F*CKING REFEREE ANDERS FRISK!!!" and girls can understand perfectly and share sentiments. Guys like seeing girls in bikinis in the first place anyway. But girls who buy everything Roxy has are Scary girls.
- Funny girls
- Funny girls! Funny girls are girls that are funny. Like Missy Elliot who I think sings weird songs. They take weird photos of them in funny poses, they hide people's shoes, they box and pinch you, they scream in class for no reason, they talk rubbish and laugh hysterically, they're daring, they're fun to be with. Some funny girls wear funny clothes too. Like horizontally striped tops and vertically striped shorts to school, with mistchmatching green and pink ankle socks. These funny girls are the 'on' bunch - they're up for anything! Funny girls also know how to act well. They're the best people to look for when you want to pull someone's leg because they have lots of crazy ideas. Funny girls tend to like big bangle earrings and oddly colored socks.
- Disgusting girls
- Disgusting girlsdon't shave. Or they're too fat and big. They're not exactly pleasing to the eye. You get the idea. They're not the pick of the bunch obviously and this is a mean category to put them into but these have to end up somewhere don't they? For some reason lots of Sexy girls aspire to be in this category by constantly asking guys "Do I look fat?" or "Do I look ugly" or "Do I look like an auntie". NO YOU DO NOT. You are not and never will be a Disgusting girl. and no guy is going to commit suicide anyway by saying "Yes" even if they think you're the most awful person to look at because then most girls turn into a Scary one and guys are much more scared of those kind of girls than Disgusting ones.
- Sexy girls
- Sexy girls are the opposite of Disgusting girls. They're the desirable ones, although not in the same vein as the tanned Sporty ones. They're the ones concerned about dolling themselves up and forever losing weight. Ask them about beauty products and they can rattle off moisturizers, cleansers, scrubs, face masks, toners, exfoliators, mascara, foundation all that. They also have keen eyes for finding their small little tubes of beauty products. The other day someone asked me to help pick up some 'whitening sunscreen moisturizer' and I had a hard time finding that little tube.
"Okay no this is the wrong moisturizer, that area is eyeshadow, this is some mysterious cream, that's another mysterious cream, maybe on the next shelf, ah no here's the hair removal stuff already..."
However these girls tend to have confidence, are the most liberal and snazziest dressers.
- Boring girls
- Boring girls are quiet. They're content to sit there doing their work silently and let life pass by. They're efficient, but rather unassertive, and I tend to think of them as people who make up the numbers sometimes. I mean, they're valuable people, but they're people whom you'll forget once you lose contact with them. The ones you're not close with I suppose. The ones too distant to classify as one of the other types. Aiya I'm lazy to type already please let me off...Boring girls are just....boring.
- Sluts, bitches, whores, etcwe all know how these girls are like...
So which type of girls do I like ?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Now in class blogging...Haha :P Who cares about it ? Went to Supreme Court yesterdae..Dun worry...I wasn't being charged or something like that...Is a school visit coz this last semester in school got Law module that have to take...So went to take a look at the new Supreme Court...I liked the viewing gallary at the doom...So cool...Can get to see the skyline of the city especially during evening times...Think next time my mei mei bullys me again...I going to sue her...Whaha :P * Blink eyes and run as fast as possible... :P Later still got chalet at East Coast...Dunno whether wanna to go or not ? Hmm........
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
eating sweets is good.eating sweets in mrs gan class is bad.talking cock is good.talking to NEO is nonsense.reading book is good.reading book and digging ur nose at the same time is bad.posing for class fun pic is good.posing like one dead bimbo in both pic is bad. surfing the net is good.surfing porn and denying it, is bad.sleeping is good.sleeping in every class like sleepgod/dog is bad.asking qns is good.asking toopid qns is "xtra" bad.wacthing movies is good.watching resident evil in class a good idea.donate money is bad.donate money to class fund even worse.disturbing teacher is good.disturbing teachers that you dun like is even BETTER. haha.wearing sandals is good.wearing sandals with socks is hilarious.catching insects for fun is fun.catching insects for no reason is cruel..wearing shirts to exercise is comfortable.wearing polo-tees to exercise is a stupid idea..kissing ur loved ones is a sign of affection...kissing a guy means u wan to have a go at his ass and is very disturbinglooking at the scenery around the school is relaxing.looking at the dustbin will do no gd to u and makes ppl feel scary of u...
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Click on the picture for a clearer image. Last two semester, my Economics lecturer predicts that Central Asia will be the next 'hot' area with booming economies and trade, probably as a result of China's opening up of its markets and unpegging of the RMB and India's growing economy. She says we might be doing lots of business and have lots of investments there in 5-10 years' time so what better to do then write a guide to the area for you now? :)Kazakhstan9th largest country in the world. Has no economy, no government, probably no police too. The only stuff in that country are some old men who try to eat their foot everyday, a portable toilet and some sheep. Unlike close neighbours Russia who are famed for producing explosives, goddesses who play tennis, and generally all round nice guys like Josef Stalin who make intelligent quotes such as 'A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic,', Kazakhstan's most famous fella is called...called...erm...well I don't know, but he probably is famous because he managed to eat his foot. Tourists stop by this country to use the toilet. For some bizarre reason there's a Pokemon that sounds like this country.UzbekistanShitty country. Somewhere in the map, right beside that other shitty country. Has no economy, no government, probably no police too. Like Kazakhstan. I don't know what's the point of this country and the only time they'll appear in the news will be when they finally see that merging with another pointless country like Kazakhstan, who at least have a toilet, is the best thing they should do. Bizarrely, Koreans can be found in the country. Rumour has it that they dropped off from a passing hurricane.TurkmenistanA country that all the turkeys went to after Turkey was invaded by humans. Ha ha ha. Okay seriously the entire country is run by some dude called Saparmurat Niyazov, who happens to be the world's only President for Life (fanciful name for dictator) after Saddam Hussein turned senile and started trying to bury himself alive in the ground. And nobody really gives a damn about what Robert Mugabe does with Zimbabwe anyway. If you think I'm narcissistic and take too many pictures look at Niyazov. His face adorns almost everything in Turkmenistan, from banknotes to bottles of vodka, and he'd probably have his face on rubbish bins and tattooed on people's butts if he wanted.KyrgyzstanCountry everybody has to look up to check the spelling and find out where the hell it is and the main reason why lexicographers (the nerd who writes the dictionary) still have a job. Capital is called Bishkek and probably has cities or towns called Aasdhasdj, Yuieyqtiouji, Feuiaryiujk, Ssjhskhkjkj, and Qweiuiuwmn. The national language is Gibberish and according to Wikipedia around 70% of the population tend sheep, horses, and yaks. Aspiring sheep counters can head to the country for a job.Tajikstansee See Uzbekistan. These 3 countries below are not really part of Central Asia but since they're colored in the map I have to waste my energy and talk about about them too.GeorgiaThe most proper country of the lot because they actually sound like a nice little country. There's a font called Georgia, there's an American state named Georgia, there's some coffee brand named Georgia Club Express you find in vending machines that tastes like drain water, they're just tucked there and nobody really bothers about them. But Georgians probably have some of the biggest names in the world. Let's look at the names of their football players: Zurab Khizanishvili, Zurabs Menteshashvili, Kakhaber Aladashvili, Kakhaber Chketiani, Georgi Demetradze. Announcer's biggest nightmare. ArmeniaI don't know what Armenians are doing in Singapore. There must be some around here because there's some street called Armenian Street isn't there? There must be quite a substantial number too - I saw a book about Armenians in Singapore at the library the other day. Maybe they come for the beach! Armenia seems to be landlocked in the map and has no beach or seaside at all - terrible! Probably the only thing they have there is the Army which is why they call themselves Army-ah!AzerbaijanRubbish at soccer. Lose almost every match they play. I think the national sport over there is nose-digging.*This post is not created to target anyone.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
I, Professor Neo, Head Professor of the University of Madness, PhD in Stupidity, Hons. Eccentricity, Bachelor in blahblah have come up with a new law! Eureeka! I'm am going to present that law to you today! Neo's Crap Law- Example of the usage of the word "crap"
wooohoo...I know this is seen before crap but it is common crap or crapped stuff and common crap crapped stuff is always crappy so it's always nice to show common crappy crapped crap all over again to crap common crapless people up 2x crap times. So the equation crap * crapped = not crap yet as it becomes crapcrapcrap. If we square crapcrapccrap we get rubbish which would ultimately mean its not crap. Unless rubbish=crap which is absolutely crap as it is NOT equal and has a value of 0.145134. Therefore rubbish=0.145134 and hence is NOT equal to crap as crap=crap. Formulae
Crap = crapCrapcrap = crap2Crapcrapcrap = crap3Rubbish = 0.145134Therefore, crap NOT= 0.145134Crap2 - Crap1 = Power RangerNeo is Smart = TRUEThank you ladies and gentleman.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
I'm very happy because today I, together with dairy farm., will help to answer a burning and VERY IMPORTANT question in everybody's mind: Can sanitary pads be used as pampers? No need to be shy! You've always wanted to ask this and know the answer all these years right?neo baa-baa-black-sheep says: ehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: those sanitary pads can use as pampers one or notdairy farm. says: sanitary pads too little threshold for peeneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: lousyneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: how come blood can urine cannot onedairy farm. says: blood is not as much as urine!dairy farm. says: we dun mensturate thattttttt much at a goneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: chickendairy farm. says: tt's y it's only after 3-5 hours that we change our pads ahahahneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: they on tv everytime pour SO MUCHneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: one beaker blue liquid all just pour on itneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: horribledairy farm. says: it's only a glassdairy farm. says: where got muchdairy farm. says: u go fill ur pee into a glass lardairy farm. says: see can or not. ahahahaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: ehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: i scared lehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: my friends went for the NS medicalneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: then they say do stupid things there ahhahaaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: urine test just go one corner and peeneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: no toiletdairy farm. says: wahdairy farm. says: wahahahahaneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: then what strip and jump around and stuffdairy farm. says: can hold ?neo baa-baa-black-sheep says: i dunnoneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: they only say they give you the thing go face one wall and pee. must aim properlydairy farm. says: ahahahahadairy farm. says: then can pee on the floor notdairy farm. says: or have suck the pee back inneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: dunno lehneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: dont care larneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: just continue peeing onto floorneo baa-baa-black-sheep says: where got people pee halfway suck back in onedairy farm. says: how i noe ahahahahaThank you dairy farm. :) Juz changed my blog music...say yea !!! YEA !!! Cheers people..
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Anyway, I came across this old email that was sent to me and I think it's quite an interesting read. So just to take up space, I've decided to put it in as well. I don't know if the scenario is for real, but let's just be gracious shall we? EMAIL: The following is an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".Happy Holidays everyone.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Haha...I was bored... :P I think there's generally a few main types of girls in the world
- serious girls
- Scary girls
- happy girls
- normal girls
- unhappy girls
- sporty girls
- funny girls
- disgusting girls
- sexy girls
- boring girls
- sluts, bitches, whores etc
- Serious girls
- Business-y, lawyer-ly, beautiful tall leggy girls fall into this category. They, in the prim and proper stuffy office attire, all that business jargon and all that office politics schtick. They're talk with a sharp edge to a voice. They're not warm at all. All they care about is their work and getting stressed up all the time isn't exactly appealing. Either that or they're taller than the guy or far too beautiful till they seem intimidating. They're no fun.
- Scary girls
- Scary girls are different. But I don't like them too. These girls are usually mad. They're crazy. They're like the weather. One minute they can be a Serious girl. The next minute they can be an Unhappy girl and yelling at you just because they didn't like you looking at them. Either that or all they know is shopping and shopping and buying shoes. I admit guys will never understand why girls need 1001 shoes and 1001 bags but these crazy girls need 10001 shoes and 10001 bags. And 1000001 tops and skirts. They're scary. Girls who go clubbing every other day or those who yell "AYUMI!" or "JAY!" or "GUANTANAMERA!" are scary too.
- Happy girls
- Happy girls. These are bouncy, ditzy, loud, cute girls. Everybody loves them. You love them, I love them, they love them, everybody loves them, nobody hates them. Just talking to them can make you happy. They have so much energy! You just want to hug and kiss them but that would be rather inappropriate for guys. And if another girl started hugging and kissing these Happy girls they would become a Unhappy girl. Happy girls are easy to please. They love art and keep diaries. Boys just love them. They're so polite and good natured, and they really appreciate every little thing you do. They never get upset! They're smiling even when they're supposed to be angry! Oh you get the idea.
- Normal girls
- I have no idea what a Normal girl is like.
- Unhappy girls
- Unhappy girls. aka Avril Lavigne, Emily Strange, Annie Lennox. They always seem to have problems. They're always angry. All the time they're complaining, wearing black looking perpetually angry or depressed. Everytime they're moaning something like, 'I have personal problems', 'I feel sick', 'I'm hungry', 'my thong is flossing my ass', 'the weather is too hot' etc. They keep scolding you. I don't know about butches and lesbians but they seem perpetually pissed to me too. They hate their parents, they hate boys, they hate George W. Bush, they hate Osama, they hate Mickey Mouse, they hate everybody and everything. They're into Wicca, voodoo, tarot cards, tattoos and piercings, Marilyn Manson, computer programming all that unhappy, dark, scary stuff. They're just not happy.
- Sporty girls
- Sporty girls! Many boys go gaga over these bronzed girls. They're very very alluring with their shorts, jerseys, boardshorts and bikinis. And boys do connect easier and better with these girls when they're interested in some sport. Like soccer. Guys do like it when a girl doesn't moan or interrupt when a soccer match is on and help in cheering instead. Guys do it like too when he can say something like "THAT ARSENAL PLAYER PIRES WAS CONFIRM OFFSIDE!!!! F*CKING REFEREE ANDERS FRISK!!!" and girls can understand perfectly and share sentiments. Guys like seeing girls in bikinis in the first place anyway. But girls who buy everything Roxy has are Scary girls.
- Funny girls
- Funny girls! Funny girls are girls that are funny. Like Missy Elliot who I think sings weird songs. They take weird photos of them in funny poses, they hide people's shoes, they box and pinch you, they scream in class for no reason, they talk rubbish and laugh hysterically, they're daring, they're fun to be with. Some funny girls wear funny clothes too. Like horizontally striped tops and vertically striped shorts to school, with mistchmatching green and pink ankle socks. These funny girls are the 'on' bunch - they're up for anything! Funny girls also know how to act well. They're the best people to look for when you want to pull someone's leg because they have lots of crazy ideas. Funny girls tend to like big bangle earrings and oddly colored socks.
- Disgusting girls
- Disgusting girlsdon't shave. Or they're too fat and big. They're not exactly pleasing to the eye. You get the idea. They're not the pick of the bunch obviously and this is a mean category to put them into but these have to end up somewhere don't they? For some reason lots of Sexy girls aspire to be in this category by constantly asking guys "Do I look fat?" or "Do I look ugly" or "Do I look like an auntie". NO YOU DO NOT. You are not and never will be a Disgusting girl. and no guy is going to commit suicide anyway by saying "Yes" even if they think you're the most awful person to look at because then most girls turn into a Scary one and guys are much more scared of those kind of girls than Disgusting ones.
- Sexy girls
- Sexy girls are the opposite of Disgusting girls. They're the desirable ones, although not in the same vein as the tanned Sporty ones. They're the ones concerned about dolling themselves up and forever losing weight. Ask them about beauty products and they can rattle off moisturizers, cleansers, scrubs, face masks, toners, exfoliators, mascara, foundation all that. They also have keen eyes for finding their small little tubes of beauty products. The other day someone asked me to help pick up some 'whitening sunscreen moisturizer' and I had a hard time finding that little tube.
"Okay no this is the wrong moisturizer, that area is eyeshadow, this is some mysterious cream, that's another mysterious cream, maybe on the next shelf, ah no here's the hair removal stuff already..."
However these girls tend to have confidence, are the most liberal and snazziest dressers.
- Boring girls
- Boring girls are quiet. They're content to sit there doing their work silently and let life pass by. They're efficient, but rather unassertive, and I tend to think of them as people who make up the numbers sometimes. I mean, they're valuable people, but they're people whom you'll forget once you lose contact with them. The ones you're not close with I suppose. The ones too distant to classify as one of the other types. Aiya I'm lazy to type already please let me off...Boring girls are just....boring.
- Sluts, bitches, whores, etcwe all know how these girls are like...
So which type of girls do I like ?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Now in class blogging...Haha :P Who cares about it ? Went to Supreme Court yesterdae..Dun worry...I wasn't being charged or something like that...Is a school visit coz this last semester in school got Law module that have to take...So went to take a look at the new Supreme Court...I liked the viewing gallary at the doom...So cool...Can get to see the skyline of the city especially during evening times...Think next time my mei mei bullys me again...I going to sue her...Whaha :P * Blink eyes and run as fast as possible... :P Later still got chalet at East Coast...Dunno whether wanna to go or not ? Hmm........
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
