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Sunday, October 08, 2006
17 things to do in a lift.
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.4. Call the IMH from your handphone and ask if theyknow what floor you are on.5. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, thenscream, "That's mine!"7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.11. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peeringinside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce inhorror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the otherpassengers.15. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce tothe other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.