*./hear me speak.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
20 fun things to do during an exam.
You have been warned.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.------------------------1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the teacher is. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 10. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 11. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 12. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 13. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 14. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 15. Comment on how sexy / handsome the instructor is looking that day. 16. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the examination hall.17. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 18. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". 19. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why teacher / lecturer xxxx is a Terrible one."20. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
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Thank you.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
38 Ways to annoy people. 1. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.3. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 4. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 5. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 8. Sniffle incessantly.9. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles10. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 11. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 12. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".13. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 14. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 15. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 16. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 17. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 18. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 19. Set alarms for random times. 20. Honk and wave to strangers. 21. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 22. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 23. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 24. Only type in lowercase. 25. Don't use any punctuation either 26. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 27. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 28. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 29. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.30. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.31. Ask people what gender they are. 32. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.33. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.34. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 35. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 36. Never make eye contact. 37. Never break eye contact. 38. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.--------------------------------Will be working at Citibank next week onwards. Wun be having much time to blog. Yeah !!!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
spelling.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrdwaht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnigto a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, March 17, 2006
9/11 scary documentary
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
riddle of the day II. Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. ---------------------- riddle of the day II - solution. OK, now let's take this riddle apart and solve it as a riddle. Remember, that a riddle has a trick with the words or usage of the words. The trick in this puzzle is misdirection. There are words here that are meant to mislead you and they do just that. The first two sentences in the puzzle have nothing to do with the question being asked: "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them." Ignore these two sentences. They are there to mislead and distract you. Works doesn't it??? Now, what is left is the "meat" of the riddle: "There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is." In the phrase, the English language, the third word is simply the word 'language'. There you have it!! Get it? 'Language' is definitely something everyone uses every day and in the phrase "the English language" is the third word! OK, now you're saying,"That can't be it; too easy!!" But remember what a riddle is and that the "GRY" riddle is a riddle - NOT a trivia question. "Ok", you're saying, "But that is really stupid!" As is the case with riddles, you need to listen or read them carefully before solving and before passing them along.----------------------
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
riddle of the day II.Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."----------------------
Should this be my next compeition ?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, March 13, 2006
riddle of the day. I put two birds in a refrigratorAfter one week, one bird has frozen to death.The other one is still alive. Why?Think about it.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Juz came back from my class chalet yesterday and tomorrow still have National Vertical Marathon.. Zzz. Wish me luck.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, March 06, 2006
the laughing machine.
Instructions on Usage
1. click on the word 'laugh'.
2. you are to imitate the canned laughter you hear. here's my try.3. laugh out loud.
4. one more time.
5. have a marvelous day.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
[After watching Underworld: Evolution I was inspired to write something about vampires] What happens to vampires if they drink contaminated blood?I discover that I suffer from the blood disorder thalasaemiaits not life threatening in my case, it's only minor so nothing happens, I still live life normallybut if you know you're thalasaemic yourself we were not really meant to be together :]FAQQ: What shit are you talking aboutA: I have discovered recently that i have a blood disorder, and i am shamelessly announcing it for the whole world to knowQ: Let us know for what. like i care.A: So that if you have the disorder too you can stay away from me and vice versaQ: What happens if both people with the disorder come together?A: Come together here means making a baby and the baby will suffer from serious blood problems when's it born.Q: ARE YOU GOING TO DIE!?!!? PLEASE SAY YES!!!!A: No.Q: Then, ARE YOU GOING TO BE POKED BY LOTSA BIG NEEDLES!??!A: No.Q: DOES ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU THEN?A: No.Q: Who was the 2nd man on the moon?A: Buzz Aldrin.Q: Chey, then what the hell, if there's even anything, happens.A: Bothing, i still live life normally.Q: YOU STUPID PIG SMALL SMALL THING ONLY TALK SO MUCHA: Because it was time for a new post.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
20 fun things to do during an exam.
You have been warned.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.------------------------1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking. " Then start talking about what a jerk the teacher is. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 10. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 11. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. "If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes. 12. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers. 13. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals. 14. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 15. Comment on how sexy / handsome the instructor is looking that day. 16. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the examination hall.17. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 18. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so". 19. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why teacher / lecturer xxxx is a Terrible one."20. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
------------------------
Thank you.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
38 Ways to annoy people. 1. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.3. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 4. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 5. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 6. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 7. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 8. Sniffle incessantly.9. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles10. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 11. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 12. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".13. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 14. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 15. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 16. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 17. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 18. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 19. Set alarms for random times. 20. Honk and wave to strangers. 21. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 22. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 23. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 24. Only type in lowercase. 25. Don't use any punctuation either 26. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 27. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 28. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 29. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.30. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.31. Ask people what gender they are. 32. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.33. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.34. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 35. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 36. Never make eye contact. 37. Never break eye contact. 38. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.--------------------------------Will be working at Citibank next week onwards. Wun be having much time to blog. Yeah !!!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
spelling.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrdwaht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnigto a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, March 17, 2006
9/11 scary documentary
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
riddle of the day II. Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is. ---------------------- riddle of the day II - solution. OK, now let's take this riddle apart and solve it as a riddle. Remember, that a riddle has a trick with the words or usage of the words. The trick in this puzzle is misdirection. There are words here that are meant to mislead you and they do just that. The first two sentences in the puzzle have nothing to do with the question being asked: "Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them." Ignore these two sentences. They are there to mislead and distract you. Works doesn't it??? Now, what is left is the "meat" of the riddle: "There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is." In the phrase, the English language, the third word is simply the word 'language'. There you have it!! Get it? 'Language' is definitely something everyone uses every day and in the phrase "the English language" is the third word! OK, now you're saying,"That can't be it; too easy!!" But remember what a riddle is and that the "GRY" riddle is a riddle - NOT a trivia question. "Ok", you're saying, "But that is really stupid!" As is the case with riddles, you need to listen or read them carefully before solving and before passing them along.----------------------
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
riddle of the day II.Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is."----------------------
Should this be my next compeition ?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, March 13, 2006
riddle of the day. I put two birds in a refrigratorAfter one week, one bird has frozen to death.The other one is still alive. Why?Think about it.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Juz came back from my class chalet yesterday and tomorrow still have National Vertical Marathon.. Zzz. Wish me luck.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, March 06, 2006
the laughing machine.
Instructions on Usage
1. click on the word 'laugh'.
2. you are to imitate the canned laughter you hear. here's my try.3. laugh out loud.
4. one more time.
5. have a marvelous day.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
[After watching Underworld: Evolution I was inspired to write something about vampires] What happens to vampires if they drink contaminated blood?I discover that I suffer from the blood disorder thalasaemiaits not life threatening in my case, it's only minor so nothing happens, I still live life normallybut if you know you're thalasaemic yourself we were not really meant to be together :]FAQQ: What shit are you talking aboutA: I have discovered recently that i have a blood disorder, and i am shamelessly announcing it for the whole world to knowQ: Let us know for what. like i care.A: So that if you have the disorder too you can stay away from me and vice versaQ: What happens if both people with the disorder come together?A: Come together here means making a baby and the baby will suffer from serious blood problems when's it born.Q: ARE YOU GOING TO DIE!?!!? PLEASE SAY YES!!!!A: No.Q: Then, ARE YOU GOING TO BE POKED BY LOTSA BIG NEEDLES!??!A: No.Q: DOES ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU THEN?A: No.Q: Who was the 2nd man on the moon?A: Buzz Aldrin.Q: Chey, then what the hell, if there's even anything, happens.A: Bothing, i still live life normally.Q: YOU STUPID PIG SMALL SMALL THING ONLY TALK SO MUCHA: Because it was time for a new post.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
