*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
ntu teaching feedback survey.The most entertaining lecturer I have seen !
The next Gurmit Singh or Russell Peter?roses are redviolets are bluethe lesser your hairthe sexier you getis your moustache the source of knowledge?if it is, pls dun set the exams paper so diffcult, as most of us dun have moustache!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, October 23, 2006
what is love?5 Ws and 1 H.Who is my love?What is my love?Where is it?When is it coming?Why would it come back?How is it coming back?I am broke. Dun watch The Departed. It is another Infernal Affairs but is in Amercian Version. From Hong Kong Version to American Version. What's next? Singapore own version?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
love dedication.Dear ah, everytime I look at you, I feel love.We got so close together after a few days.My love for you will never fade.I see you everyday, and never get bored of that beauty of yours.Your looks are of no matter, but that you make everyday of my life fun and enjoyable is more than enough.We have been seeing each other for over 3 years already, and my love for you is forever burning.I have pushed your buttons many times before but you never made a complaint.I am grateful for that.To: My dearest Computer*left-click*
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
men & women.
For A Woman:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
For A Man:
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!
I like that one better. (While Shopping) = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
17 things to do in a lift.
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.4. Call the IMH from your handphone and ask if theyknow what floor you are on.5. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, thenscream, "That's mine!"7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.11. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peeringinside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce inhorror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the otherpassengers.15. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce tothe other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
woman.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
ntu teaching feedback survey.The most entertaining lecturer I have seen !
The next Gurmit Singh or Russell Peter?roses are redviolets are bluethe lesser your hairthe sexier you getis your moustache the source of knowledge?if it is, pls dun set the exams paper so diffcult, as most of us dun have moustache!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Monday, October 23, 2006
what is love?5 Ws and 1 H.Who is my love?What is my love?Where is it?When is it coming?Why would it come back?How is it coming back?I am broke. Dun watch The Departed. It is another Infernal Affairs but is in Amercian Version. From Hong Kong Version to American Version. What's next? Singapore own version?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
love dedication.Dear ah, everytime I look at you, I feel love.We got so close together after a few days.My love for you will never fade.I see you everyday, and never get bored of that beauty of yours.Your looks are of no matter, but that you make everyday of my life fun and enjoyable is more than enough.We have been seeing each other for over 3 years already, and my love for you is forever burning.I have pushed your buttons many times before but you never made a complaint.I am grateful for that.To: My dearest Computer*left-click*
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
men & women.
For A Woman:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
For A Man:
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!
I like that one better. (While Shopping) = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home!
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
17 things to do in a lift.
1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.4. Call the IMH from your handphone and ask if theyknow what floor you are on.5. Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, thenscream, "That's mine!"7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.9. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.11. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peeringinside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.13. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce inhorror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.14. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the otherpassengers.15. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce tothe other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Saturday, October 07, 2006
woman.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.