*./hear me speak.
Friday, May 25, 2007
what to do if a girl is interested in you.I talked about how to tell if a girl is interested in you”
(do read it first before reading the rest of this post).after listing down the signs to tell if a girl is interested,
all the advice I gave was:if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.you probably need a little more than luck not to blow your chances -
women are sensitive creatures, so if you don’t play your cards carefully,
even if she’s interested in you initially, you might lose her interest soon enough.
so I admit that I was being rather irresponsible by not providing proper advice.to make up for that…
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what to do if a girl is interested in you
(how to increase or sustain a girl’s interest in you):1. acknowledge her presence. a grunt is usually sufficient.2. when she speaks to you, turn down the volume.
better still, remove one of the earphones from your ear.3. take off your sunglasses as well.4. and don’t stare at the ass of the other girl walking by for too long.
or your own reflection off the glass or mirror.5. and yawn less, and not too loudly.6. say something. monosyllabic replies are economical and ideal,
but a duo-syllabic word every now and then would show her that you’re
willing to put in extra effort, which would greatly impress her.
however, complete sentences are overkill - you’ll come across as
trying too hard (which is true).7. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you think that she’s
a person with a name.8. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you’re putting in effort
to ask for her name again because you’ve forgotten it by now.9. visit her at the hospital. this assumes that her newborn is yours
as well. she’ll appreciate it.10. this last one is more complicated and takes a lot more effort
than the others, so I’ve split it into sub-steps:a. find out the date when you first met her. you wouldn’t know
the date yourself, so you’ll have to find out from her. yes, this may
require speaking to her.b. find out what flower she likes. again, this might require speaking,
including the use of multi-syllabic words like “flower”.c. you guessed it - get some flowers (get can mean pluck or take
from funeral wreaths), and give them to her on your 10th anniversary.
yes, 10th anniversaries are generally significant enough to warrant flowers.prepare to live happily ever after.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Friday, May 25, 2007
what to do if a girl is interested in you.I talked about how to tell if a girl is interested in you”
(do read it first before reading the rest of this post).after listing down the signs to tell if a girl is interested,
all the advice I gave was:if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.you probably need a little more than luck not to blow your chances -
women are sensitive creatures, so if you don’t play your cards carefully,
even if she’s interested in you initially, you might lose her interest soon enough.
so I admit that I was being rather irresponsible by not providing proper advice.to make up for that…
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
what to do if a girl is interested in you
(how to increase or sustain a girl’s interest in you):1. acknowledge her presence. a grunt is usually sufficient.2. when she speaks to you, turn down the volume.
better still, remove one of the earphones from your ear.3. take off your sunglasses as well.4. and don’t stare at the ass of the other girl walking by for too long.
or your own reflection off the glass or mirror.5. and yawn less, and not too loudly.6. say something. monosyllabic replies are economical and ideal,
but a duo-syllabic word every now and then would show her that you’re
willing to put in extra effort, which would greatly impress her.
however, complete sentences are overkill - you’ll come across as
trying too hard (which is true).7. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you think that she’s
a person with a name.8. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you’re putting in effort
to ask for her name again because you’ve forgotten it by now.9. visit her at the hospital. this assumes that her newborn is yours
as well. she’ll appreciate it.10. this last one is more complicated and takes a lot more effort
than the others, so I’ve split it into sub-steps:a. find out the date when you first met her. you wouldn’t know
the date yourself, so you’ll have to find out from her. yes, this may
require speaking to her.b. find out what flower she likes. again, this might require speaking,
including the use of multi-syllabic words like “flower”.c. you guessed it - get some flowers (get can mean pluck or take
from funeral wreaths), and give them to her on your 10th anniversary.
yes, 10th anniversaries are generally significant enough to warrant flowers.prepare to live happily ever after.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
