*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
How To Date SQ Girls?
The first time you dated an SQ girl you were about 19 or 20 years old.You had taken a week off from the army and flown to Europe with a couple of buddies.
On the flight up, you were seated on an exit row, across from the jump seat which she occupied during some bad turbulence halfway through the flight.You chatted with her and discovered she was about your age, and had just joined the airline after leaving the poly.
This was one of her first long-haul flights. You both seemed to like the same sort of movies, and played the same computer games back home.You asked where she was staying so she gave you the name of the crew hotel, and asked you to call. When you called the next day, she said she’d been put on standby and thus couldn’t leave her room.
The two of you chatted for about half-an-hour, whilst your buddies paced up and down and kept pointing at their watches, wanting to go out. She gave you her Singapore number, and asked you to call.About a month passed before you met up again.
You caught some forgettable movie, and spent the next two-and-a-half hours sharing an Earthquake at Swensen’s and talking.A week later she gave you a copy of her schedule and taught you how to read a block pattern, deciphering the airport codes for you.The next day she called you from a payphone at the airport as she was about to board the plane.
You remember your heart beating fast as you listened to her, imagining how she must have looked in her sarong kebaya.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
riddle of the week.a dog and a frog were participating in a swimming competition.the dog reached the finish line first but the award was awarded to the frog instead.why?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, January 19, 2007
poem.
Said also don't listenaListen also don't understandNot understand also don't askAsk also don't doDo also do wrongWrong also don't admitAdmit also don't correctCorrect also not happyNot happy also don't say
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
survey.A survey was done last week to get the responses from the people on the ground on their views on the monsoon season that happened in Singapore for the past 1 month. The survey consist of 10 participants from all walks of life. Here are their responses.How do you feel about the raining season in Singapore?uncle abc ( a taxi-driver):
Very good. Can take this chance to sleep. Everyday sleep and sleep and sleep.auntie ah ma (grandma):
Veri ma fan. Can dry my clothes le. How? So many clothes are still wet.
I thought Singapore everytime veri hot de. I rather migrate back to China la.mrs goh (a mother of two in her mid 30s):
What to do? Have to work regardless rain or shin.
Unless the government put 2 months holiday for all workers. :)mr hacker ( a 15 yr old teen):
Haha. Now I have another reason to report to sch late.
Can say got flood, got heavy traffic jams, traffic accidents, heavy downpour, driver cannot see the road clearly.
mr chao keng ( an nsf who enlisted in army last yr):
Wah !! Shiok la!! Hope everyday like that until I ORD..Everyday must be CAT 1 status then cancel all outdoor training.
Everyday sleep in bunk if not talk cock with my bunk mates. No field camp, no AGR, no swimming, no drills.
Everyday is a slack day. Who dun wanna sia?
mrs complain (a senior elderly who lives in Toa Poyah):
Must complain to govt le. Can't they do something about it? Everytime said no rain in the end got rain.
Then everytime said got rain in the end no rain. WTH !!! I muz complain and demand an answer from them.
mr no name (a beggar in Orchard Underpass):
Aiyah. Rain no rain no difference to me. I have no house, no food and no job.
Can help me to find job or got spare cash to lend me? *Speaking in Hokkien.
ms k (a china prostitute based in geylang):
Aiyoz. Business veri bad. Last time veri good. Now got IR hor. I think people especially the old one hor sure go there de.
They would wanna to gamble their money on IR than here. IR where got good? Here good good.
There spend money veri fast. Here veri slow. Somemore u can enjoy le.. U wanna to enjoy mah? Here shiok le. *Run away..
baby Issac (an infant in KKH):
.... (Too young to comment)
mr ah beng (a loan shark in one of the housing estates):
Wah la. CCB. Everyday rain make leng pei (father) veri bay song.
Business veri down down de le. I wanna up up. Make leng pei's life veri siong hor.
KNN !! Must play Earth God for more business and Guang Ying Ma for better protection liao. CCB.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
How To Date SQ Girls?
The first time you dated an SQ girl you were about 19 or 20 years old.You had taken a week off from the army and flown to Europe with a couple of buddies.
On the flight up, you were seated on an exit row, across from the jump seat which she occupied during some bad turbulence halfway through the flight.You chatted with her and discovered she was about your age, and had just joined the airline after leaving the poly.
This was one of her first long-haul flights. You both seemed to like the same sort of movies, and played the same computer games back home.You asked where she was staying so she gave you the name of the crew hotel, and asked you to call. When you called the next day, she said she’d been put on standby and thus couldn’t leave her room.
The two of you chatted for about half-an-hour, whilst your buddies paced up and down and kept pointing at their watches, wanting to go out. She gave you her Singapore number, and asked you to call.About a month passed before you met up again.
You caught some forgettable movie, and spent the next two-and-a-half hours sharing an Earthquake at Swensen’s and talking.A week later she gave you a copy of her schedule and taught you how to read a block pattern, deciphering the airport codes for you.The next day she called you from a payphone at the airport as she was about to board the plane.
You remember your heart beating fast as you listened to her, imagining how she must have looked in her sarong kebaya.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
riddle of the week.a dog and a frog were participating in a swimming competition.the dog reached the finish line first but the award was awarded to the frog instead.why?
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, January 19, 2007
poem.
Said also don't listenaListen also don't understandNot understand also don't askAsk also don't doDo also do wrongWrong also don't admitAdmit also don't correctCorrect also not happyNot happy also don't say
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
survey.A survey was done last week to get the responses from the people on the ground on their views on the monsoon season that happened in Singapore for the past 1 month. The survey consist of 10 participants from all walks of life. Here are their responses.How do you feel about the raining season in Singapore?uncle abc ( a taxi-driver):
Very good. Can take this chance to sleep. Everyday sleep and sleep and sleep.auntie ah ma (grandma):
Veri ma fan. Can dry my clothes le. How? So many clothes are still wet.
I thought Singapore everytime veri hot de. I rather migrate back to China la.mrs goh (a mother of two in her mid 30s):
What to do? Have to work regardless rain or shin.
Unless the government put 2 months holiday for all workers. :)mr hacker ( a 15 yr old teen):
Haha. Now I have another reason to report to sch late.
Can say got flood, got heavy traffic jams, traffic accidents, heavy downpour, driver cannot see the road clearly.
mr chao keng ( an nsf who enlisted in army last yr):
Wah !! Shiok la!! Hope everyday like that until I ORD..Everyday must be CAT 1 status then cancel all outdoor training.
Everyday sleep in bunk if not talk cock with my bunk mates. No field camp, no AGR, no swimming, no drills.
Everyday is a slack day. Who dun wanna sia?
mrs complain (a senior elderly who lives in Toa Poyah):
Must complain to govt le. Can't they do something about it? Everytime said no rain in the end got rain.
Then everytime said got rain in the end no rain. WTH !!! I muz complain and demand an answer from them.
mr no name (a beggar in Orchard Underpass):
Aiyah. Rain no rain no difference to me. I have no house, no food and no job.
Can help me to find job or got spare cash to lend me? *Speaking in Hokkien.
ms k (a china prostitute based in geylang):
Aiyoz. Business veri bad. Last time veri good. Now got IR hor. I think people especially the old one hor sure go there de.
They would wanna to gamble their money on IR than here. IR where got good? Here good good.
There spend money veri fast. Here veri slow. Somemore u can enjoy le.. U wanna to enjoy mah? Here shiok le. *Run away..
baby Issac (an infant in KKH):
.... (Too young to comment)
mr ah beng (a loan shark in one of the housing estates):
Wah la. CCB. Everyday rain make leng pei (father) veri bay song.
Business veri down down de le. I wanna up up. Make leng pei's life veri siong hor.
KNN !! Must play Earth God for more business and Guang Ying Ma for better protection liao. CCB.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
