*./hear me speak.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, May 25, 2007
what to do if a girl is interested in you.I talked about how to tell if a girl is interested in you”
(do read it first before reading the rest of this post).after listing down the signs to tell if a girl is interested,
all the advice I gave was:if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.you probably need a little more than luck not to blow your chances -
women are sensitive creatures, so if you don’t play your cards carefully,
even if she’s interested in you initially, you might lose her interest soon enough.
so I admit that I was being rather irresponsible by not providing proper advice.to make up for that…
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
what to do if a girl is interested in you
(how to increase or sustain a girl’s interest in you):1. acknowledge her presence. a grunt is usually sufficient.2. when she speaks to you, turn down the volume.
better still, remove one of the earphones from your ear.3. take off your sunglasses as well.4. and don’t stare at the ass of the other girl walking by for too long.
or your own reflection off the glass or mirror.5. and yawn less, and not too loudly.6. say something. monosyllabic replies are economical and ideal,
but a duo-syllabic word every now and then would show her that you’re
willing to put in extra effort, which would greatly impress her.
however, complete sentences are overkill - you’ll come across as
trying too hard (which is true).7. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you think that she’s
a person with a name.8. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you’re putting in effort
to ask for her name again because you’ve forgotten it by now.9. visit her at the hospital. this assumes that her newborn is yours
as well. she’ll appreciate it.10. this last one is more complicated and takes a lot more effort
than the others, so I’ve split it into sub-steps:a. find out the date when you first met her. you wouldn’t know
the date yourself, so you’ll have to find out from her. yes, this may
require speaking to her.b. find out what flower she likes. again, this might require speaking,
including the use of multi-syllabic words like “flower”.c. you guessed it - get some flowers (get can mean pluck or take
from funeral wreaths), and give them to her on your 10th anniversary.
yes, 10th anniversaries are generally significant enough to warrant flowers.prepare to live happily ever after.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, May 18, 2007
how to tell if a girl is interested in you.I remember seeing a post by someone about how to tell if a girl is NOT
interested in you (sorry I’m too lazy to look for it).I must say I can’t comment much due to my lack of experience in that area.
it makes more sense for me to talk about things that I’m more experienced in…like how to tell if a girl is interested in you.now, before we jump ahead to the list, here’s a word of caution:
while these signs are highly accurate from my experience, girls are
complex creatures and there are always exceptions. so don’t blame
me if you encounter one of these signs and it turns out that the girl
isn’t really interested in you. also, girls tend to be quite subtle,
so you need to be pretty sensitive and aware, otherwise you might miss
these signs completely. all the best, and here’s how you tell if a girl is
interested in you:----------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. she wants you to have her number. her credit card number.2. she’s about to sit on the free seat beside you, but accidentally sits on you instead.
and stays there. and starts making this rocking motion.3. the only time she doesn’t call is when she’s in the shower, or when
she’s with you. (Or both.)4. she frequently buys gifts for you. mobile phones, digital cameras, laptops,
etc. - you get the idea.5. when she talks to you, she says things like “I love you” or “marry me” every
few sentences. and she sounds sincere.6. she’s supposed to give you a friendly peck on the cheek, but she misses
completely, and gets your tongue instead.7. then she slides down to your neck. and chest. and abs. and… and…..8. when she hugs you, the air in your lungs is squeezed out, and you can’t
breathe.9. you’ve given her a farewell hug and let go, but she’s still hugging you.
you’re walking away, dragging her along.10. she doesn’t want you to use a condom. she was mumbling something
about “having a baby”.if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
what not to do at meetings with the Empire.
think again.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
new blog.
dear readers and friendsplease be informed that I have another a new blog from todae
but I will still continue updating both blogs.
you have been warned.
thank you for your support.
new blog URL: click here
Yours Sincerely,
sunshine boi
(This is a computer generated letter. No signature required.)
P/S: You still can continue visiting this blog and the new one.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
*./hear me speak.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, May 25, 2007
what to do if a girl is interested in you.I talked about how to tell if a girl is interested in you”
(do read it first before reading the rest of this post).after listing down the signs to tell if a girl is interested,
all the advice I gave was:if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.you probably need a little more than luck not to blow your chances -
women are sensitive creatures, so if you don’t play your cards carefully,
even if she’s interested in you initially, you might lose her interest soon enough.
so I admit that I was being rather irresponsible by not providing proper advice.to make up for that…
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
what to do if a girl is interested in you
(how to increase or sustain a girl’s interest in you):1. acknowledge her presence. a grunt is usually sufficient.2. when she speaks to you, turn down the volume.
better still, remove one of the earphones from your ear.3. take off your sunglasses as well.4. and don’t stare at the ass of the other girl walking by for too long.
or your own reflection off the glass or mirror.5. and yawn less, and not too loudly.6. say something. monosyllabic replies are economical and ideal,
but a duo-syllabic word every now and then would show her that you’re
willing to put in extra effort, which would greatly impress her.
however, complete sentences are overkill - you’ll come across as
trying too hard (which is true).7. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you think that she’s
a person with a name.8. ask for her name. she’ll be impressed that you’re putting in effort
to ask for her name again because you’ve forgotten it by now.9. visit her at the hospital. this assumes that her newborn is yours
as well. she’ll appreciate it.10. this last one is more complicated and takes a lot more effort
than the others, so I’ve split it into sub-steps:a. find out the date when you first met her. you wouldn’t know
the date yourself, so you’ll have to find out from her. yes, this may
require speaking to her.b. find out what flower she likes. again, this might require speaking,
including the use of multi-syllabic words like “flower”.c. you guessed it - get some flowers (get can mean pluck or take
from funeral wreaths), and give them to her on your 10th anniversary.
yes, 10th anniversaries are generally significant enough to warrant flowers.prepare to live happily ever after.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Friday, May 18, 2007
how to tell if a girl is interested in you.I remember seeing a post by someone about how to tell if a girl is NOT
interested in you (sorry I’m too lazy to look for it).I must say I can’t comment much due to my lack of experience in that area.
it makes more sense for me to talk about things that I’m more experienced in…like how to tell if a girl is interested in you.now, before we jump ahead to the list, here’s a word of caution:
while these signs are highly accurate from my experience, girls are
complex creatures and there are always exceptions. so don’t blame
me if you encounter one of these signs and it turns out that the girl
isn’t really interested in you. also, girls tend to be quite subtle,
so you need to be pretty sensitive and aware, otherwise you might miss
these signs completely. all the best, and here’s how you tell if a girl is
interested in you:----------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. she wants you to have her number. her credit card number.2. she’s about to sit on the free seat beside you, but accidentally sits on you instead.
and stays there. and starts making this rocking motion.3. the only time she doesn’t call is when she’s in the shower, or when
she’s with you. (Or both.)4. she frequently buys gifts for you. mobile phones, digital cameras, laptops,
etc. - you get the idea.5. when she talks to you, she says things like “I love you” or “marry me” every
few sentences. and she sounds sincere.6. she’s supposed to give you a friendly peck on the cheek, but she misses
completely, and gets your tongue instead.7. then she slides down to your neck. and chest. and abs. and… and…..8. when she hugs you, the air in your lungs is squeezed out, and you can’t
breathe.9. you’ve given her a farewell hug and let go, but she’s still hugging you.
you’re walking away, dragging her along.10. she doesn’t want you to use a condom. she was mumbling something
about “having a baby”.if you encounter any of these signs, there’s a good chance that she might like you.
be careful not to blow your chances. and good luck.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
what not to do at meetings with the Empire.
think again.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
new blog.
dear readers and friendsplease be informed that I have another a new blog from todae
but I will still continue updating both blogs.
you have been warned.
thank you for your support.
new blog URL: click here
Yours Sincerely,
sunshine boi
(This is a computer generated letter. No signature required.)
P/S: You still can continue visiting this blog and the new one.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
adventure: the pursuit of life.
water. beach. sea. sentosa. kayaking. dragon-boat. handball.
